What is the definition of Workstation Alpha Male Skin Cells?

Oh, let's break this down with a dash of humor and a sprinkle of seriousness. "Workstation alpha male skin cells"? Well, picture this: a high-powered, mustache-twirling CEO (that's our workstation alpha male) with skin cells so fabulously toned and perfectly oiled, they could probably outshine the sun (or at least the moon) in a sunbeam. These cells, in their quest for the pinnacle of productivity (and maybe a little envy), have taken on an almost regal, "I'm the king of this micromanaged zone!" attitude.

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Now, here's an edgy example sentence using this bizarre phrase: "As our alpha male CEO, I decided to 'workstation alpha male skin cells' and decided they should be given a 'power-up' serum to enhance their natural glow, because who wouldn't want to look like they just landed on the CEO's desk?"